Anonymous asked: How would u treat a girl?
Well, I suppose. People naturally kind of assume I’m some gruff, one-dimensional death metal dickhead, and act really surprised when I have the capacity to be a nice guy/have a sensitive side. When it comes down to it, I guess I do kind of get a kick out of doing all the cutesy, cringey relationship bullshit.
Anonymous asked: It's not a troll, I'm being serious. I don't really want to, sorry for messaging you in the first place.
Nah, fair enough, it’s fine. If you change your mind, you know where to find me. I’m still kinda curious, but it’s your call.
Anonymous asked: Nah i'm not too sure.
Dude I’m not gonna lie it’s 4:46 local time, I just got back from town and I’m drunk as a motherfucker. I will more than likely pass out within the hour, but fuck me sideways please give me some sort of clue to who’s been sending me these things all week; if you’re on the level, let’s go to Burger King and talk bollocks about 80s thrash; if not, you’re a damn dedicated troll. Either way I kinda want to know who this is - please reveal yourself, I am drunk and confused.